Hey! Put some Clothes on!

This is my bestest hat :-)

Only had 12 people left from the last route to disconnect yesterday. It was my last day to finish that route before getting in poop with the boss. Got em all done but one, that one was in a gated complex, which I couldn’t get in. Normally I’ll wait until someone goes in and I’ll follow them in. Hell, after 30 minutes I decided it ain’t worth it. Anyway, I got one left on that route and 93 left on this weeks route.

Okay, I know the first paragraph had nothin to do with the header. If I don’t puter down as it comes to mind, I’ll forget it. This ain’t no book so I am not going to proof read and rewrite. That is too much like work. Anyway back to one of the 12 folks I had to disco yesterday. I went to the door of this woman I disconnected to get the cable box. She came to the door with nothin on but a thong and it wasn’t one of those on her feet. She was a very nice and good looking black woman. She was trying to conceal everything and was doing a good job at it, staying behind the door as she was handing me her box. Had it not been for the mirror on the wall behind her, I wouldn’t have seen much. Made my day. :-)

Over the years I saw a lot of interesting and not so interesting stuff. Some of these people you want to yell at them “put some damn clothes on!” and some you want to say” oh yeah!” I had one lady, who lived in a high-rise apartment building downtown, who I think would strip down to her underwear every time I came by. I would knock on the door and she would take a while before answering. Long enough to put some clothes on or so you would think. She had a nice looking body but was a little mental. She told me that herself. I got moved from that area so she is not a regular anymore.

Every once in a while I’d catch a few women sun bathing in the back yards. You can see in a lot of back yards from up on a pole. More so than not the people I run into should be covering themselves because it ain’t a purdy sight. Especially the men. Come on guys no one wants to see your stuff unless it is some other homo.

I reckon if you are going to answer the door with no clothes on you should be sure there is no mirror behind you. Towels gape and come undone. T-shirts sometimes do not cover everything, at least not when you are bending over to get the remote. Your kids will lift up your dress, don’t be a Brittney Spears, and put some underwear on.

To bad about Saddam, I reckon his toes are a little toasty about now.

Tis The Season

Ho Ho Ho. I should have worn the Grinch outfit at work last week. I almost feel bad about cutting people off before Christmas…Almost. I did cut a bunch of them some slack and am doing the dastartly deed this week instead. More out of laziness than compassion though.

Friday I went to this house thinking I was going to get the equipment. Two guys were out in the front yard. I asked for the equipment because the past due was over $200. They started doing the jive-ass ebonic crap about cuttin folks off during Christmas. He pulled out a wad of money when he got through mouthing off and paid me.

I had a lady one year tell me it was my fault her kids were going to have no presents because she had to pay me to keep the cable on. Humm.. maybe cable should be eliminated from the budget, ya think?

I had another fruit cake call me earlier and gave me a postdated check over the phone. She called me three times after that for one reason or another. The last time she was in tears(fake?) saying an emergency came up and wanted me to disco her service and not cash the check. I went over to the apartments where she lived and cut her off right after I got through with the knuckle head above. I really think I heard a commotion going on from that apartment when I cut it off. I think it was a Mom or Grandma living with a worthless druggy son.

Most all my college kids are gone this week. Some are going to be sad when they get back and their Internet don’t work. The route I picked up yesterday was 190 deadbeats. That’s about 90 more that usual. My week is cut out for me. Hopefully some of them will get back in town before I cut them off and pay.




We had a very nice Christmas this year. It was a little different not having Granny and Jason here. Granny past away last month and Jason(oldest son) the weirdo is in jail. Chris(my youngest son), Mindy and the kids spent the night Christmas Eve and we opened presents Christmas day. Catrina(my oldest daughter) and my twin grandsons called me Christmas day. That was very nice. What more could you ask for?

I know I used the word cut way to much. I can't help it. It's what I do :-)

Sad news about President Ford

snow

Ok we got a little snow the other day. I don't do snow so I stayed home from work two days until the roads cleared up. I also didn't make it up North to my grandsons birthday party that weekend. I feel bad about it but I am such a wimp when it comes to driving in the ice. We had a hell of a time trying to make it home from their house one year when it snowed and I told myself I wouldn't do it again.